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PARISA

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[multiverse]

Absolutely. In a teaching mood?

[guitarpicks]

for dnd? always

i’m gonna kick something off soon, found some manuals that don’t exist when i'm from so i’m playing catch up but i can still make you a master of the basics

or a mistress of the basics, i guess

[multiverse]

Master is good. I know a little of the basics.
When are you from, again?

[guitarpicks]

you don’t wanna be a mistress?

1986

[multiverse]

I'm always happy to be your Mistress. You know that.

I should've guessed. You have an 80s rocker look about you.

[guitarpicks]

that does make a guy feel special, you know. this time i won’t be on my knees teaching

i was one
almost
long and tragic story

[multiverse]

Where will you be?

I like tragedy. So much more interesting than happiness.

[guitarpicks]

i could be in your lap or you could grace mine, Mommy

well my life happens to be a tragedy

[multiverse]

( heheh. cute. )

I'll decide when I'm there. Are you sure it won't distract you from talking about ( suspiciously, her dissertation study did not require a very thorough examination of the rules of dnd. looking for one single reference, ah ) beholders?

Most people's are. A human will find tragedy in a vacuum.
Take heart in knowing most people are just as miserable as you.

[guitarpicks]

depends? are you going to try to distract me?

damn, here i thought i got to be bitter and petty for good reasons

[multiverse]

No, I want to learn. But you are a little irresistible.

( annoyingly enough, it's not a lie. )

Depends on what the reasons are. Some people suffer more, that's a fact.
Are you suffering?

[guitarpicks]

flattery really works on me, you know

just got the short end of the stick in a lot of things

i don’t think im suffering now, unless this is all a dream and i gotta wake up

[multiverse]

I know. You’re a good boy.

You’re enjoying your stay here, then?

[guitarpicks]

far from it but keep telling me that :)

it’s better than the meat place
better than home too
r u?

[multiverse]

I’ve met a lot worse.

Well ( meat place ???? ) I suppose it’s nice not being hunted. And the free clothes aren’t bad.

[guitarpicks]

( that typo is not one he noticed because MOMMY )

you were hunted before?

[multiverse]

Like a deer. America most recently. Japan before that.
Not very friendly.

[guitarpicks]

what the fuck

that doesn't surprise me about america
i'm like... public enemy of suburbia
hail satan, apparently

[multiverse]

Did you do something horrible?

[guitarpicks]

i play dnd
and have the last name munson

[multiverse]

Ah. Burn the witch.

( a little weird wait, where parisa battles her self preservation and the awkward instinct to tell eddie something about herself. inconvenient. but — parisa doesn’t make a habit of second guessing herself. )

Want to keep a secret for me?

[guitarpicks]

good old middle america satanic panic

only if you want to share it

[multiverse]

I’m a telepath. That’s why every government seems to want me dead, because I’m not interested in joining up with them.
Freaked out?

[guitarpicks]

like mind reading stuff?

i hope you can control it because my head’s a mess ( there is no silence, constant noise and anxiety and spiraling even without the fun presence lurking there in the back )

[multiverse]

Yours is actually kind of nice.

( she immediately can't believe she said that, now thoroughly annoyed with herself. )

I've seen worse than messy.