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I'd rather you die than be boring.

( not remotely true, but it's the right Mean Girl™ thing to say )

Are you less of a rockstar deep down?

Well. You're very cute, Munson. I'll give you that.

[guitarpicks]

you’d come to the funeral, yeah? i didn’t have one last time ( to be fair he doesn’t know if he did or not )

nah, that’s me

wanna hear a fucked up story about my brush with stardom

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I'd be the first in line to pay my respects. What should I bury you with?

( "last time"? hm. )

Yes, I do.

[guitarpicks]

some weed and my guitar

so i was in a band, corroded coffin, can you picture it? me as a guitarist and front man. i wrote our songs. we were a small town band but we were good. good enough that a talent scout had us audition for a big LA producer and everything. there was just one thing... a little catch. take a guess

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You just need a porn magazine and a black light poster, and your coffin will be the average American frat boy's bedroom.

( presumably — ) You had to sleep with someone for it?

[guitarpicks]

me? a frat boy? neverrrrrrr
gross

nah
needed money
but i was a trailer park kid no one would hire for legit work and then my old man rolled up with a crazy ass scheme to rob a drug lord