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PARISA

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[multiverse]

Oh, well. The Balfours are working on the notoriety of their guests, then.
Maybe George W. Bush is next.

[guitarpicks]

what the fuck does the shitbag vp's son have to do with anything?

[multiverse]

Ah. American politics spoilers: George W. Bush is the 43rd President of the United States. Sorry about the nepotism, it's always a hard pill to swallow.

[guitarpicks]

damn
that's america for u, ig

i'm not really james
name's eddie

[multiverse]

( ........................................... )

Eddie Munson?

[guitarpicks]

uh. yeah?
do u know me?

[multiverse]

I don't know your middle name, if that's what you're asking. But yes, I know you.
Is that a joke?

[guitarpicks]

so, funny story. what if i say i'm eddie munson but not the eddie munson you signed some polaroids for?

[multiverse]

( hilariously, parisa is possibly the One person to understand that at face value )

Like an Eddie from a different universe?

[guitarpicks]

yeah, like an eddie from a different universe
who knew some people here
but not you

wow now me being like "so i found the nudes you left for alternate dimension me" sounds really creepy huh

[multiverse]

( youch. well. that sucks. )

It's alright. Most people see me naked eventually, anyway.
To answer your first question, I'm Parisa. You did occasionally call me mommy, though.

[guitarpicks]

sorry
that i'm not that guy and i don't remember
the notes were sweet, parisa
do u want the photos back?

huh. i've never called anyone mommy
you must be special

[multiverse]

Do you want to give the photos back?

I am.
You know, you've been here for months. I expect you're going to run into this issue a lot.

[guitarpicks]

i don't wanna make you uncomfortable

i have?
yeah, that's going to be a problem
i'm about disappoint a lot of people at this rate

[multiverse]

How chivalrous, Master of Puppets. Nudity doesn't make me uncomfortable.

I'm sure it'll be fine. You're very likeable.

[guitarpicks]

what does?

from the sound of it, the guy before me was a whole lot... softer

[multiverse]

Blunt cut bangs.

Soft, yes. ( is that how parisa would describe eddie, though? debaucherous, maybe. wanton. eager to please, desperate for claiming. dark, dirty, mysterious. ) On the inside, at least. Don't tell me alternate you is all edge.

[guitarpicks]

i have bad news for you

me? nah
still all squishy on the inside
and hey
why am i the alternate? maybe i'm the original all along!

[multiverse]

Bet I know it already. Curly hair gets a pass.

Well, I knew the other one first. And I fucked him a lot. Also, he was my DM.

[guitarpicks]

( WAIT HOLD ON A HOTTIE AND--- )

no way
you played dnd?
tell me about your character

[multiverse]

( she should've predicted this. this was an oversight. )

He's a tiefling fighter with the battle master subclass. Before you ask me about any of it, know I'm usually the one asking you things.

[guitarpicks]

well, that makes sense. i'm the dm

hey
can i ask one more question?

[multiverse]

Of course.

[guitarpicks]

wanna grab coffee or something?
i hear there's real actual goddamn coffee here and i want to know about you in person

[multiverse]

You're eager, aren't you?

( saw her tits in picture, and now he wants them in person. cutie. )

Alright, I'll meet you. Don't get lost.