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[multiverse]

WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK

USERNAME:
PARISA

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[guitarpicks]

damn
that's america for u, ig

i'm not really james
name's eddie

[multiverse]

( ........................................... )

Eddie Munson?

[guitarpicks]

uh. yeah?
do u know me?

[multiverse]

I don't know your middle name, if that's what you're asking. But yes, I know you.
Is that a joke?

[guitarpicks]

so, funny story. what if i say i'm eddie munson but not the eddie munson you signed some polaroids for?

[multiverse]

( hilariously, parisa is possibly the One person to understand that at face value )

Like an Eddie from a different universe?

[guitarpicks]

yeah, like an eddie from a different universe
who knew some people here
but not you

wow now me being like "so i found the nudes you left for alternate dimension me" sounds really creepy huh

[multiverse]

( youch. well. that sucks. )

It's alright. Most people see me naked eventually, anyway.
To answer your first question, I'm Parisa. You did occasionally call me mommy, though.

[guitarpicks]

sorry
that i'm not that guy and i don't remember
the notes were sweet, parisa
do u want the photos back?

huh. i've never called anyone mommy
you must be special

[multiverse]

Do you want to give the photos back?

I am.
You know, you've been here for months. I expect you're going to run into this issue a lot.

[guitarpicks]

i don't wanna make you uncomfortable

i have?
yeah, that's going to be a problem
i'm about disappoint a lot of people at this rate

[multiverse]

How chivalrous, Master of Puppets. Nudity doesn't make me uncomfortable.

I'm sure it'll be fine. You're very likeable.

[guitarpicks]

what does?

from the sound of it, the guy before me was a whole lot... softer

[multiverse]

Blunt cut bangs.

Soft, yes. ( is that how parisa would describe eddie, though? debaucherous, maybe. wanton. eager to please, desperate for claiming. dark, dirty, mysterious. ) On the inside, at least. Don't tell me alternate you is all edge.

[guitarpicks]

i have bad news for you

me? nah
still all squishy on the inside
and hey
why am i the alternate? maybe i'm the original all along!

[multiverse]

Bet I know it already. Curly hair gets a pass.

Well, I knew the other one first. And I fucked him a lot. Also, he was my DM.

[guitarpicks]

( WAIT HOLD ON A HOTTIE AND--- )

no way
you played dnd?
tell me about your character

[multiverse]

( she should've predicted this. this was an oversight. )

He's a tiefling fighter with the battle master subclass. Before you ask me about any of it, know I'm usually the one asking you things.

[guitarpicks]

well, that makes sense. i'm the dm

hey
can i ask one more question?

[multiverse]

Of course.

[guitarpicks]

wanna grab coffee or something?
i hear there's real actual goddamn coffee here and i want to know about you in person

[multiverse]

You're eager, aren't you?

( saw her tits in picture, and now he wants them in person. cutie. )

Alright, I'll meet you. Don't get lost.

🎀

[guitarpicks]

guilty as charged

i wouldn't wanna keep you waiting ( it's not like the house moves or anything. which he will find out soon was a stupid thing to think when he arrives late and does keep hee waiting enough that he's stumbling over an apology. he's the same old Eddie, apparently, just with fewer scars, more tattoos, blue eyes and a mane of hair that's mid-back and actually well-kept. who knew he was capable, huh? )