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[hymen]

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can you sit with me at dinner?

[multiverse]

Nap and a dinner? I'm starting to think you like me.

[hymen]

i do like you. but it's an emergency. i'll owe you a favor. isn't it a nice feeling to know someone important is in your debt?

[multiverse]

Any favor? Of my choosing?

[hymen]

i'm trying to piss someone off, so you can't just sit there and ignore me. you have to be present in the moment and invested in me. but yeah, whatever, any favor.

[multiverse]

When I give you a footjob under the table, do you prefer heels or bare feet?

I know how to be on a date, Moore. Don't worry so much. You have a deal.
Who are we pissing off?

[hymen]

heels. it's better when there's a little danger.

the president of the united states. you like a challenge, don't you?

[multiverse]

I have your number now.

High stakes. High reward? ( translation: is this going to get you laid? )

[hymen]

you're lucky your threatening voice is still sexy.

the reward would be that he leaves me alone forever and i blissfully forget that he exists. except for when i have to see him at work every single day. do you ever make major life decisions without thinking about the long-term effects? like running for public office?

[multiverse]

You're lucky you're pretty when you're being threatened. Like a little lamb.

Uh huh. And the likelihood of that happening?
I do, actually, but never that major. I'd never run for office, pantsuits are beneath me. Plus I've fucked too many senators, it would be embarrassing for them.